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 G01. Offener Brief An Die Bulgarische O:ffentlichkeit -- Copy Me Please -- in German I

Писатель: Bugarow Ivan

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—>Oder bei der Zahlung von Studiengebu:hren sie ko:nnen personalisiert sein, abha:ngig von den Mo:glichkeiten der Eltern, wo die A:rmere bis zu 50 % Reduktion benutzen, das ist auch mo:glich, und wenn es mit konkrete Personen verbunden ist, dann das werde in gewisser Weise die Erfolgsquote stimulieren (es kann Reduzierung nach den Studienergebnissen gemacht werden). Oder nehmen Sie die Gebu:hren fu:r die Bezirksa:rzte, es ist klar, dass in einem Land wie Bulgarien solche Gebu:hren nicht existieren sollen, aber lassen wir sie noch, doch sie ko:nnen in Proportion mit dem /_Einkommen_/ sein, und sie sind das nicht, d.h. es kann Bezahlung von 1 % von dem /_personalen_/ Einkommen erfordert sein, mit dem Zusatz, dass Leute mit Einkommen unter 1/3 MMG (oder u:berhaupt keine) bezahlen auf der Basis von 1/4 MMG, und solche mit sehr grossen Einkommen auf der Basis von 2 MMG. Grob gesagt das wird durchschnittlich dieselbe Gelder den A:rzten bringen, wird aber viel gerechter sein; und vergessen Sie nicht, dass diese Gebu:hren eine Art von Bestechung fu:r die A:rzte sind, wer wieviel gibt, ungefa:hr, nicht mit Genauigkeit von Stotinken. Und es ist ho:chste Zeit diese Pauschalsteuer (flat Tax) zu vera:ndern, denn das ist die /_mo:glichst rechte_/ Art der Besteuerung, (mehr nach rechts wird wenn je niedriger das Einkommen ist, desto mehr Steuern zu zahlen sollen, aber das vielleicht in anderen Galaxien nicht zu treffen ist, geschweige denn in unserem), und auch die Steuern mu:ssen an der Basis von perso:nliche Einkommen und mit Bezug auf die abha:ngige Personen berechnen sein, weil das der einfachste Weg ist, um eine Proportionalita:t der Ausgaben zum Einkommen zu erreichen, sonst mu:ssen viele Dinge (Strom, Heizung, usw.) teurer zu den Reicheren zu verkaufen sein, was nichtsdestoweniger auch tun werden kann, aber mit geringfu:gigen Unterschieden, zirka 10-20 % am meisten fu:r die sehr Reichen (machen sie sich dann eine eigene Kraftwerk, wenn sie sich so reiche meinen, als ob Windkraftwerk ist schon mo:glich zu haben). Und so weiter.

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 Фантастика

Писатель: Абов Алекс

Входит в цикл: “Миниатюра”

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"Афористичная Россия - пособие для иностранцев"

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вторая голова https://proza.ru/2024/07/19/520 рубка кочанов капусты https://proza.ru/2024/07/21/755 гимнастика для глаз https://proza.ru/2024/07/22/677 кукла https://proza.ru/2024/07/24/639 конь деревянный (шахматы) https://proza.ru/2024/07/25/830 склад https://proza.ru/2024/07/26/651 вот https://proza.ru/2024/07/29/289 Ворсобину https://proza.ru/2024/07/31/881 наука о лошадях https://proza.ru/2024/08/01/465 завалинка https://proza.ru/2024/08/02/707 не дорого https://proza.ru/2024/08/03/911

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2002-10-19

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 The black book and Schwambrania

Писатель: Кассиль Лев

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As I learned from my reading, the past history of any self-respecting country was crammed full of wars. That was why Schwambrania had to work hard to catch up. However, there was no one it could fight. That was why we had to draw two curved lines across the bottom of the Big Tooth Continent and write "Fence" along one of them. We now had two enemy nations in the two marked-off comers. One was "Caldonia", a combination of "cad" and "Caledonia", and the other was "Balvonia", a combination of "bad" and "Bolivia". The level ground situated between Caldonia and Balvonia was there to serve as a battle-field. It was marked "War" on the map.

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 Сборник: Copy Me Please - in English

Писатель: Bugarow Ivan

Входит в цикл: “Copy Me Please - in English”

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This article is quite heterogeneous, for it has to fulfill several purposes, as to: explain why I decided to "pollute" the Internet with the strange Bulgarian language and in even stranger form, give a possibly brief summary of what was in the Open Letter, provide the readers with some non-standard information about my country, tell you something about the very author, then make you acquainted with one my idea for using of Latin alphabet for good writing of /_all_/ world languages, which I use in order to give some peculiar explanations about several addressings of people, and hint how I can be used by the readers, for which purpose I have invented and/or translated some poetry in English, Russian, and Bulgarian.

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==>*_3. Social Prices For Social Goods_* —> —>The beginning here is easy: the market, of course, is /_not_/ the best thing in the world, it has many drawbacks, and one has to fight with it quite often, so that there have to be social prices for some products declared as Social Products (SP), or socially necessary products. Yeah, but the market is also not so bad a thing, how the communists have stated (don't exaggerate whatever, right?), because if people have not enough money appear various imitations of bad quality (like the last /_hit_/ in culinary industry — emulsion from pork skins, put en masse in the cheapest sausages), there can be something worse than the market, and this is uncontrolled (or badly controlled) /_state's monopoly_/, like all /_communal expenses_/ (electricity, central heating, water, then city transport), as well also some payments that has to be abolished, like they were under the socialism, but we have restored them now, namely: education fees, payments for healthcare, and something else probably!

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 Лола Ридж "Ветер поднимается в аллеях"

Писательница: Слободкина Ольга

Входит в цикл: “Стихотворение”

Рассказ в сборнике: Сборник: Стихотворение

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Born in Dublin on December 12, 1873, Lola Ridge grew up in mining towns in New Zealand and Australia. When she was thirty-four years old, she immigrated to the United States, eventually settling in New York City. Ridge first received critical attention in 1918 when her long poem "The Ghetto" was published in The New Republic. Later that year, Ridge published her first book, The Ghetto and Other Poems. The collection focused on the Lower East side tenements where Ridge was living, specifically the lives of Jewish immigrants. Her subsequent collections were Sun-Up and Other Poems (1920); Red Flag (1927), a book of political poetry; Firehead (1929) and Dance of Fire (1935).

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2012-02-19

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 Симфонии судббы | Глава 64

Писательница: Агеенко Антонина Сергеевна

Входит в цикл: “Рассказ”

Глава в томе: Симфонии судббы

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_У;Ё9NІJF‰іжCЊZ""¤>zДРР)ЂЭ@МъsM•8V"6oЯ§Po"ЧҐК М«Ў?љХhg%Bўѕ•":ҐBє?‹шW$GУ5"є7™вб"ќЌ Tы+иR/ЭЩБ0Й"ч0І?(3H/¤ѓЕ™/я).m}«юYѓе"}ыЇђFСР:ѕd•$эцmTЎґдщяг«ЗЃ=зСФGжЌ‚"^¤ІхMЎ1‡9ц дНв -N Dѕ ‹јЖ6ВUёXЏWфZб VП‰ЁzЄ†"ЇјђН»иЧШ~†Ё‡©ИЬQ§~MvJГПL‡Сйя†ј%|јы‰шс‹сЌ|Єе'ОTб‡PёЦFЧVЏэNоя™плпъ3)\к·0`ЛйЌцTђд@ЄMСЉ\"ѓЦM!ЪNOfGЁЉ_mseИҐен-бYЄ‹=§|ЬҐЌЧЁўъmъЦЉ"ђ ЧЇіTgJ.Н[yTк~dЎІNY{Юр™бq&. в-ґFСUІчxєЛv:Qѓ&«лўgиЧєдtєoFК4 ]esаCS9Ж‚"яye"b4JЎ[,|ѕOЇ‰ќ;jiЗ;Лyq?-CRM !ЎIС"x=kуўM™<#WЖj-ы3r·"ЙИВ%Tе<0Ў}©тFіФЮЗkІЭ 7T*ПюЪчEsйю®"рВ"5љ.-Ќ.љ3y"O‚Жp№н©H++ќqЈ4?D^K ЗzxHg~RБ0І9јfђp"#МdЕi ў€/І?9У1ЙVѕІЗ?ШнЫп§§ь(a€Щс"чоЂпмaa-hб№ѓvCч(бщ9mpJAєЂ"•ЋQ`·,Мё¤!ўТЮ6Ѓ«я"ыпlЂ№бофмЇя ‚жШЖP ҐэюЫпд"‹BйUЋgя©yҐJ@д`Ш ґА~cґ#Ќ" юТф?|$YЧюрЦ]ј|щN.V-"р.Ђ+аХ""Јd=S‚ўDКйљёМВШ®~ ЬШ)€ОQґ·«"`SђfйY2(~"cрCЉ-sЬ:")F9Щы0bн.:ў=Т ѓЁЏ"ѓҐн/ИYЉ4М.ч,/3©д•N‰"·Б ssу."З€.8"Д‡жйM§ВщЮАjТҐѓ39• З'бдБі®hZ!Щs]вЉ‰ьъоф]D:ўѓђЧќ€ Cз-Ич2†€чю~Qy"uВЁ№ЇѓЎ§=d©ЂђзД‰b"M|уцOH~В ђoV»3Лъ47мxуІ‰Г"-№aР+ішsюҐ3ф$ЭІпС6Ќ№ЏГЈG 4}Уf©ќпы‹)LkэЂэ6гВ"ўѓп пi(№>ЭnGЛ©щѕЃ3Я*Ф46АK•€@? лЦуW№ў7-D2уЖзw}kyЄC[з}DГМЉt)ѕ<61VЫе"З‹";§g®№>B[FcфФЌеЈйZ-счQ)NACЫ†мU[Гќpж•у,¤вRН9?з Ф?h)ZhЬ«ZBОЇќ»ДШЉfЈ·ґй·сєМ x=г™)t";WЎЗхмлЯљ]І7Іу[,зiИ5/-ЖМі0ЦвиЙll Іл/ТtВф№8§yлЦwђ!3;5вЌrъwиѕ;сў"Q№g6...-€,ђ1Ё...g"Ќ"kЋЁk†Ћh"'g†єGЇТбу¤0ЪЌ"ZЋёzvUo^ЌЙ†g\Њ) <иOCЙ{№ўCП"І"мм®п.9ц"оЊгэ\ЏтЦфlFні"3б!з‹»ИzКЧЯШоO6№Pќ`Ю?+беей-Ў gVЧ,ayHѓ{ФЉCрHвdd LМp"р№ q?ZlчќІхє‰R?"уЊЩбHKУЭmЧcNOXbЦ Д_?\-ЎIҐ+јS ІGЌЁцЛ#Сx U®Љѓ'®Жo;‡ЬfWІЇp_ЙМЂSІЮ>k8ўдё;u«ю»®' •Ґ3?

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 Симфонии судьбы | Глава 58

Писательница: Агеенко Антонина Сергеевна

Входит в цикл: “Сборник рассказов”

Глава в томе: Симфонии судьбы

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·ЃМo™К0yКr (ЬЪ<Y}x"y_EjR®7Ґ,T"ѕ:gJЯ/Р"ќ"БTаq-\е$(d-AЃэ»П>u™^§-»мlСѓY»L‚И%ѕЎ56w~‰$ЃЖEЁrtFО€•ђxVfєбґКЇ"'n(Wz}«Э...9ЛXк0ЇFl э }Tмкк†-шТ;ҐіМіѓЗ6fiЗдйW-;уљЃ?-№Ъ2 »хz^Б‚=2пЃeґч>\ЎОw]яыЏWы»се2жXюђвҐЂ WВi]dґьІzJ=ЉНґ‡"EЎk®?"ґП"Ш»4c4Т{Љz_Т"Є"2гЫMegbR№W¤ЫхГN@.4GoЯЎѓo‰:)-VhTs_ЏьpYе/^`ђѕ'*є2`'ЧЋЌF«3Мt7V(ovqL!icCnТвБО б...Ђр\Е28HЉЄ* нИј™®Чъ¤‡ЂГ:~dГвЇ{шйээ"чёЦZҐиЙNгFpiЊ¤!&:-ШґіБєѓ\e¤$ ГВЂокYaєЙ"iЏЯ"Фз5'Aк"†eЎа0‰ОwFҐЪЌ[CГк3iЂкДІMЁn ҐъD07t-ц#ЌцРXН†•ЊС6AwнФ!Ґ=рЉJ‚р"эє(MKc`Еш®ЛҐ?Г+T"ЃGЙ·"oП®WiфЋМтЇИЇqйуДU€ "шъсc№~2•ч™ПPС"ШОјОИ#йѓьbЉ ЄУєЧ(НЪ`€ЎN!·=T®Ґ[Ph kФXЩфСђLx6?ЫХQўMґФГlC-І "Xђ\Eѓ•оHсl_«ҐИ0q?Дzi...Ш•K"ЬМоLЈ""7ЉЉжј-uю‚ ?r|т,СШмFдѓ...ўўRХWэ#Й>Ќc"]-ЗCW'5ыЗцо-МP(/ШdQ™Ђ#бyъм[Ђ9q'p®є"іфPQ'Т=Щ pI6oЉKu»Јю}щLU2ѓWjЙОXЂѓХўнј‚‡!нJIaмґХyЕ

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2018-08-10

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 Проект "Антимир" глава 11

Писатель: Дед Кошаков

Входит в цикл: “Глава”

 Новелетта в антологии: Антология. Проект "Антимир" глава 11

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...прeдстaвлялa, кaк хoрoшo мoжнo будeт прoвeсти вeчeр с Грaфинeй и Кoлoмбинoй. Вeчeр - в смыслe кoнeц игрoвoгo дня. Вeчeр... Вeчeр oбeщaн Мeрeдиaну, слeдующий - Бoтaну. Тьфу! Приятнo - рaсслaблeнoe нaстрoeниe прoпaлo...

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- Дa всё ужe, зaкaнчивaй! - oтoзвaлaсь Грaфиня. - Я услoвия выпoлнилa? - Дa, тoлькo сeгoдня кaк - тo уж oчeнь мeхaничeски. - прoгoвoрил Мeридиaн. - Ну этo ты уж сaм винoвaт! Нeчeгo былo прoшлый рaз дeвушку мучить! - oтвeтилa Грaфиня. - Лaднo, всё рaвнo нe плoхo. Дo встрeчи! - Нeпaрaллeльный исчeз. - Нe будeт oчeнь прoтивнo, eсли я вaс пoцeлую? - мнe oчeнь хoтeлoсь oтблaгoдaрить пoдруг, нo я нe знaлa, кaк oни к этoму oтнeсутся. - Дaвaй цeлуй ужe! - Грaфиня смeясь пoдстaвилa мнe губы.

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2006-10-10

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 Chapter 5 INDIGO

Писатель: Стефенсон, Нейл

Глава в томе: Криптономикон (engl)

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The band has finished playing the national anthem and is looking about at the spectacle. Sirens and horns are speaking up all over the place, from the Nevada, from the Arizona in the next berth, from buildings onshore. Lawrence doesn't see any antiaircraft fire going up, doesn't see any familiar planes in the air. The explosions just keep coming. Lawrence wanders over to the rail and stares across a few yards of open water towards the Arizona. Another one of those plunging airplanes drops a projectile that shoots straight down onto Arizona's deck but then, strangely, vanishes. Lawrence blinks and sees that it has left a neat bomb shaped hole in the deck, just like a panicky Warner Brothers cartoon character passing at high speed through a planar structure such as a wall or ceiling. Fire jets from that hole for about a microsecond before the whole deck bulges up, disintegrating, and turns into a burgeoning globe of fire and blackness. Waterhouse is vaguely aware of a lot of stuff coming at him really fast. It is so big that he feels more like he is falling into it. He freezes up. It goes by him, over him, and through him. A terrible noise pierces his skull, a chord randomly struck, discordant but not without some kind of deranged harmony. Musical qualities aside, it is so goddamned loud that it almost kills him. He claps his hands over his ears.

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2024-01-05

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 Polybius (urban legend) | Глава 28

Писательница: Аастана Аастана Аастанинская

Входит в цикл: “Сборник рассказов”

Глава в томе: Polybius (urban legend)

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A mocked-up Polybius cabinet made by Rogue Synapse The urban legend says that in 1981, when new arcade games were uncommon, an unheard-of new arcade game appeared in several suburbs of Portland, Oregon. The game was popular to the point of addiction,[2] with lines forming around the machines and often resulting in fights over who would play next. The machines were visited by men in black, who collected unknown data from the machines,[2] allegedly testing responses to the game's psychoactive effects. Players supposedly suffered from a series of unpleasant side effects, including seizures, amnesia, insomnia, night terrors, and hallucinations.[3] Approximately one month after its supposed release in 1981, Polybius is said to have disappeared without a trace.[1]

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2002-12-24

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 PART TWO 1

Писательница: Берджесс Энтони

Глава в томе: Механический апельсин (engl)

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Now as I got up from the floor among all the crarking kots and koshkas what should I slooshy but the shoom of the old police-auto siren in the distance, and it dawned on me skorry that the old forella of the pusscats had been on the phone to the millicents when I thought she'd been govoreeting to the mewlers and mowlers, her having got her suspicions skorry on the boil when I'd rung the old zvonock pretending for help. So now, slooshying this fearful shoom of the rozz-van, I belted for the front door and had a rabbiting time undoing all the locks and chains and bolts and other protective veshches. Then I got it open, and who should be on the doorstep but old Dim, me just being able to viddy the other two of my so-called droogs belting off. "Away," I creeched to Dim. "The rozzes are coming." Dim said: "You stay to meet them huh huh huh," and then I viddied that he had his oozy out, and then he upped with it and it snaked whishhh and he chained me gentle and artistic like on the glazlids, me just closing them up in time. Then I was howling around trying to viddy with this howling great pain, and Dim said: "I don't like you should do what you done, old droogy. Not right it wasn't to get on to me like the way you done, brat." And then I could slooshy his bolshy lumpy boots beating off, him going huh huh huh into the darkmans, and it was only about seven seconds after that I slooshied the millicent-van draw up with a filthy great dropping siren-howl, like some bezoomny animal snuffing it. I was howling too and like yawing about and I banged my gulliver smack on the hall-wall, my glazzies being tight shut and the juice astream from them, very agonizing. So there I was like groping in the hallway as the millicents arrived. I couldn't viddy them, of course, but I could slooshy and damn near smell the von of the bastards, and soon I could feel the bastards as they got rough and did the old twist-arm act, carrying me out. I could also slooshy one millicent goloss saying from like the room I'd come out of with all the kots and koshkas in it: "She's been nastily knocked but she's breathing," and there was loud mewing all the time.

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2000-09-11

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 Jesus Christ - superstar

Писатель: Andrew Lloyd Webber

Рассказ в сборнике: Авторский сборник рассказов

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you're nothing but a fraud Take him away - He's got nothing to say! Get out you, King of the jews! Get out of my life! 4_1. Judas' Death Judas My God! I saw him - he looked three-quarters dead! and he was so bad - I had to turn my head You beat him so hard that he was bent and lame and I know who everybody's gonna blame I don't believe he knows i acted for our good I'd save him all this suffering if I could, don't believe... Our good... Save him... If I could Priest3 Cut the confessions forget the excuses

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2017-09-03

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 Нищета I

Писатель: Абов Алекс

Входит в цикл: “Миниатюра”

Рассказ в сборнике: Миниатюра | Сборник

Аннотация

"Москва Центральная - маленькие трагедии"

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"ненужное" http://www.proza.ru/2016/06/05/3 "почти французская сказка" http://www.proza.ru/2016/05/08/8 "футляр столицый" http://www.proza.ru/2015/12/25/7 "Пост, пост, перепост" http://www.proza.ru/2015/09/19/15 "Ёжики" http://www.proza.ru/2015/11/10/19 "Кошка" http://www.proza.ru/2014/06/18/36 "Границы разума. Скворец" http://www.proza.ru/2015/06/25/41 "Брут" http://www.proza.ru/2014/07/06/82 "важное?" http://www.proza.ru/2016/01/05/114 "Траур 9268" http://www.proza.ru/2015/11/02/25

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