21 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 born in Maslakhat village, Altinkulsk District, Andizhan Region, the Republic of Uzbekistan in 1959.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

- Please, don"t, dear! He will kill you! I put her hand aside and said: - Go away, don"t hold me, woman! We are on the right, and we shall win! I will make shish-kebab out of this fat monster! My neighbor kept twisting around throwing his axe from hand to hand and waiting for a chance to deal a shuttering blow upon me. His axe, ready to smash me to pieces, was spinning in his hands like an aircraft propeller. We were waltzing round like Roman gladiators. Our house turned into an amphitheatre. A crowd of spectators could now be seen their heads sticking out from behind the fences.

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 20%.

20 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 "s nickname was Babat.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

I filled his glass. He drank it and didn"t have a snack to kill the taste. Then he turned to me and said: - Tell me, when was Karl Max born? Frankly, I did not expect such a question. I was scared to death; my heart sank. In a trembling voice I said: - I don"t know, Kalankhan Adalatovitch. Then, wiping his lips with a napkin, he rose from the table, and showing his big, firm, gorilla-like teeth, got hold of my collar and starting strangling me: - Politically blind man, you! You have no right to live in this world! You don"t know when Karl Marx was born!

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 0, несвязный русский текст. Диалогов: 23%.

25 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 I washed myself and dressed, and then we had supper together.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Babat looked at me pitifully and burst out crying in silence. Then she said: - Don"t worry, dadasi, there is always a way out of the difficulty. Give them our sheep and our cow. What do we need them for if your life is in danger? To pay off my huge debt I turned out our nine sheep and one cow. Adil"s bodyguards, the skin headed men with severe death mask faces, met me outside the house of Mirzakalandar, where the game of chance had been going on. Five minutes later Adil came out to count the sheep plus the cow and said:

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 117, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 34%.

20 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 "s ghostly profile.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Suddenly I saw a crowd of people coming straghit towards me. They were, probably, coming home after the evening namaz in the mosque. -Oh, Allah! Forbid me! Maybe, Allah has punished me for having played in the casino. When the crowd approached me, Zainutdin Ibn Gainutdin, the Imam of the Mosque, looked at me in surprise and said: -Assalamu Aleikum, Esteemed Mullah Al Kazim, What are you doing here? What is the matter with you? Are you not feeling well? Why are you silent?

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 0, несвязный русский текст. Диалогов: 30%.

21 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 'italiano vero.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on, Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on... I don"t know the rest of the song. Listening to the magic tune I somehow fell asleep. I regained consciousness in the ward. My wife and our kids were by my side. I smiled to them feebly. They were happy. Especially, Babat. I looked at the pillow and saw my cockroach Satiboldi running up to me. He, too, came to see

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 0, несвязный русский текст. Диалогов: 26%.

22 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 prison for six month, returned home and got fixed up in the same job.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

(12) Buried Alive At last I returned to my former job. Precisely on that day all men of Uvada Factory went out for a picnic to the recreation zone known as "Shirmanbulak" which was located near the Suleiman Tog Mountains. We put up at the house of Ashuraly Klychev, the battery attendant. He not only fixed batteries but also played musical instruments, sang and told jokes better than the actors of Comedy Satire Theatre, and, to cap it all, he loved and appreciated poetry.

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 30%.

25 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 Kalakhan Adalatovich, I will silence him now.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

And not the space of blue, as cold as ice, But in our dreams we see grass by our house, The green, green, grass of home before our eyes. While in flight, looking out of the "portholes", I saw women and children, working in cotton fields. Flying over he brook towards the mowed field, with autumn poplars and willows rustling above in the wistful winds, we bumped into a haystack. We had long sat in the "jet car" before we came round. As the doors wouldn"t open we climbed out through the "portholes". When our feet touched the ground the chief accountant of Uvada Factory was still smiling, and Ramazanov was still holding the steering wheel in his hands. As for me, I was crying:

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 39%.

20 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 Is there a craftsman here that can dig a toilet pit for me?

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Duelnome "For insulting my personal honor and dignity, I herewith challenge Kuldashev Churan Yuldashevich to a duel which is to take place by the side of the Karadarya River, outside the pigsty, at 5 p.m. on December 31st of this year. The duelist shall arrive on time, along with his second. The weapons to be used in the duel shall be stones, 500 grams each. The distance between the duelists shall be 25, 5 meters. May the Truth and Justice triumph in the whole world!

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 33%.

26 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 Comrade Kuldashev, why have you come without a suit on and without your second?

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Then he said his prayer and uttered blowing at the stone: "Kuf-suf!" Aftеr that, he aimed at Usta Churan"s head. The latter took off his hat and threw it down on the snow. Kalankhan Adalatov had hurled the stone before I waved my hand with the stop-watch. But-alas- he missed! It was now Usta Churan"s turn to throw a stone. He hurled it without even taking aim, and, with a mathematical accuracy, hit Adalatov right in the head. He staggered and fell down on the spot like a sewed tree. He got a craniocerebral trauma.

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 171, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 41%.

21 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 And I saw you walk in silence Knife in hand, and not in mourning.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Taken aback, I didn"t know what to do. Then I said: I have no documents about me, Comrade Sergeant. I am here in the world of dreams as a guest from reality. - How come? - the sergeant asked in surprise. A person without a document is like an animal. Do you understand? At least we think so. - Then - I said - does it mean that your ancestors who lived a long time ago and didn"t have documents were animals? Had the animals been...

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 35%.

23 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 I ran to fetch the water.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

So may he rest in peace!.. Ugh! Ugh!..U-u-gh.. Damn, I"ve got a cold! Ugh!..U-u-gh! Excuse me. Just a minute. I had a pill somewhere here. Ah, there it is. I"ll take an aspirin tablet and one for the flu. There"s water at hand.. Just a moment...Gurgle-gurgle-gurgle. There! I"ve had it. Ugh! Disgusting! Pha!.. Excuse me once again. Well, where did we stop? Ah yea, Kalankhan Adalatov will live for ages in the hearts of his friends and of course, in the hearts of his enemies who are happy about his death...Hey you! Why don"t you take off your scull-cap? Doesn"t the obituary concern you? What a stupid man! What a barbarian! Neanderthal man, you! Well, I should say...Ok, I"ve got an idea. Comrades, let us commemorate our late Director with eternal silence.

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 0, несвязный русский текст. Диалогов: 24%.

21 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 I had written a story about bread which went like this.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

I took the buckets with the clay he had brought and poured in the gradually growing foundation. Taking the empty buckets Genghiskhan walked away salima and went on laying guvalas, and I resumed sizing up Salima"s soul: - He left you, did you say? Pardon me fo asking you an indescreet question: what are your plans for the future? What do you mean? - she asked? - I mean what I said. Your wish to start a new life... Do you want to get married? -No, I don"t - Salima answered passing her hand across her throat which meant she was fed up to the neck living with my husbund .

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 0, несвязный русский текст. Диалогов: 37%.

21 k

2011-06-14

Читать главу
К книге Страница автора

 I struck her with all my might.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

Случайный абзац

Bairam"s comedy turned into a tragedy. He stood like a tragic actor. The drivers" faces looked- like burnt out bulbs. I was ordering about like a film producer. At last our tragic actor took a bucket and came up to me. He was so scared that his hands and legs were shaking. I told him: - Now drink the gasoline! We"ll see how strong it is. You may drink it without ice! You are a taster to-day. Be quick! Do you hear? Drain it! Bairam took a mouthful of the burning liquid, and his face was distorted with disgust. I shouted:

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 147, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 39%.

Дальше