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2023-07-01

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 23.2. Poetry Mix - 2022 (in Bulgarian, English, German, Russian) - Abridged in Bulgarian!

Писательница: Мирский Христо

Входит в цикл: “English Dominion -- all in English”

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Аннотация

This is mixed collections of funny, philosophical, sexy, and of other sorts verses, ordered chronologically, and divided in sections only by the languages, which are given alphabetically (shortened to Bul, Eng, Ger, Rus). So this year I have in the full variant as a whole (without Foreword and Afterword) 448 KB of chars, 7,317 paras, or 5,488 poetical lines, what as percents as lines of poetry gives: in Bul — 88.6 %, in Eng — 4.0 %, in Ger — 0.4 %, and in Rus — 6.9 %. On the other hand, because this is pretty big amount for a free ebook I will again cut most of Bul part and will leave only 53.74 KB, 785 paras, or 589 lines, what is about 13 % from Bul part, but else from the whole poetry it is 10.7 %, what is nearly the same as the left 3 langs (11.3 %). Keywords: poetry, philosophically, funny, sexy, cynically, originally, in 4 languages.

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Щото той, на моите години, е като влагалище охлабен (може да се каже и изхабен). Ах, как щеш' честта ми да погине! Заб.: Ами, аз тази идея я изложих най-напред на руски, но и тук ще кажа нещо. Значи вижте, доста възрастни хора се оплакват, че започват да се "изпускат", и обясняват това с разни болести, но по-простото обяснение е, че с годините всички мускули отслабват, в това числи и на свинктерите. Така че аз мога да дам някой и друг съвет, понеже също не съм от младите, след като прехвърлих 70-така. Та едното нещо е да спите близко до тоалетната, или в най-лошия случай да имате под ръка едно цукало-кукало (понеже май че беше cucalon на латински). А другото нещо, и също просто, разбира се, е да не носите бельо в къщи!

Координаты: 1433 год; 0.25 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 122, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 2%.

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2023-08-01

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 22.2. No Problems Poses Problems - Second Year

Писательница: Мирский Христо

Входит в цикл: “English Dominion -- all in English”

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Аннотация

This is the third (plus No 0) year of this unique philosophical etc. book with publicistics, which I hope to continue till 2025-th. But the years are not related, this is just a sequence of books about practically everything what has caught my eye. Keywords: publicistics, philosophy, judgments, thoughts, etymologies, verses, funny, untraditional, in English,

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Did you get it? So now we have much bigger abilities, we can simply feed and clothe and shelter and educate and take medical care and so on for every single person in the society, I am convinced in this, so that we are at least morally obliged to do this, yet in doing this not making the very life dull, that's the problem! But it is not at all easy, I'll tell you, this doing of nothing really necessary for the individual is quite difficult, more difficult than if he is forced to lead poor live in severe conditions! The other animals have not such problems, but the humans, with their unlimited desire to try everything, with the use of their intellect, to go away from the real situation in the realm of fantasies and inventions, become dumbfounded how to cope with this new situation! Yeah, the right-wing ideas are to give the people all possibilities to satisfy their material desires (with cars, clothes, homes, yachts, whatever, probably even with space-shuttles) — because the business produces chiefly material goods —, while the left-wing ideas are (or must be) to provide for everybody the best conditions for maximally good ... self-expression, personal development, enhancing of the soul! And expressing in what kind of direction, when not with more and better material things! Ah, in the direction of doing just good deeds to the others, because every human wants to leave smt. behind himself, not homes and cars but memory about him! There is a difference, right? And if it will be really difficult to find so many interesting ideas, scientific or in the arts or sports or whatever, then even to decrease the human population, what is also obvious and necessary to be done thing. Yes, what we are doing nowadays is to run like ... squirrels in a wheel, under the world-wide spread right-wing capitalism, while this, what I want and understand under left-wing neo-communism, is to care about the people, not about the things!

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 170, для младшеклассников.

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2023-10-01

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 19. Seven Naive Philosophical Questions (Philosophical Essay)

Писательница: Мирский Христо

Входит в цикл: “English Dominion -- all in English”

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Аннотация

This is philosophical essay where are given popular (and funny, sometimes) answers to some major question on this world, namely: what is the purpose of Creation, why everything moves incessantly, why the cycle is necessary everywhere, what is the very dialectics, what is our right behaviour, why the death exists, and why some people are bad? It is not forgotten the traditional poetical Appendix at the end. In my view this material is a must for everybody. Keywords: creation, movement, cycles, dialectics, right behaviour, death, bad people, non-traditionally, funny, in English.

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But probably enough moralizing, let me go further to the question of life and death. 6. Why is the death? In a way, in order to support the life! Because, as I have discussed this, the cycles must be closed, and if the cycle life - death is not properly closed many cataclysms occur (like now this overpopulation). It is not only silly to dream about everlasting life, but there will be nothing good in it, if this can somehow happen. After the problem with the reproduction of living objects was solved (by the dear God, ha-ha) the death has remained only necessary and unavoidable. If we were able to live forever then we must have given no birth, because forever is already enough, where adding to this also unlimited number of beings would have been real insanity. And, after all, when we can reproduce ourselves then our new copies are living after us, this is practically the way to immortality! Also this is a better way than to remain unchangeable forever, because this allows changing, evolution, life, with one word! We may object that our posterity are not exactly we, we can't feel what they will feel, and so on, but this is the best that we can have (because we can also not break the cause - effect relationship and go back in time, yet manage somehow to swallow this "inconvenience").

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 173, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 5%.

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2024-07-01
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 23.3. Poetry Mix - 2023 (in Bulgarian, English, German, Russian) - Abridged in Bulgarian!

Писательница: Мирский Христо

Входит в цикл: “English Dominion -- all in English”

Рассказ в сборнике: Сборник: English Dominion -- all in English

Аннотация

This is mixed collections of funny and philosophical and sexy and of other sorts verses, ordered chronologically, and divided in sections only by the languages, which are given alphabetically: Bulgarian, English, German, Russian. These are not really lyrical verses, yet they can make you laugh and think, they illustrate some interesting thoughts and ideas. Here all is written in one year, little by little, between writing of serious things (or translating of some things in new languages), and I intend to continue in this way for 2 more years. Yet I have to add that this year in Bulgarian is ... 95 % of the all. (I am getting old and soon will forget even how to ... curse in other language.) Keywords: poetry, philosophically, funny, sexy, cynically, originally, in 4 languages.

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и взе че текна пустият "шербет". Но 'кво тогаз от чукане разбирах? 01. 2023 СПЕЦ ПО ШАВАНЕТО Мъжът държи се както подобава когат' подклажда женската "жарава" към половин час нейде, без майтап (не съм му правил точния есап), и бавно, ала дълго знай да шава. 01. 2023 КАК СЕ Е СЕТИЛА? (шутка) Докладва ми веднъжка дребна птичка, че орехи със ... срамните си устни тренирала да чупи ученичка, и ядките тъй ставали ... по-вкусни! Ах, дал' се'й сетила за туй самичка? 01. 2023 УЖАС И БЕЗУМИЕ (шутка)

Координаты: 1098 год; 0.3 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 109, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 0%.

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2024-10-01
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 20. The Future, If Good (Philosophical Essay)

Писательница: Мирский Христо

Входит в цикл: “English Dominion -- all in English”

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Аннотация

This is again conglomerate material discussing several important ideas of future society. Firstly I stress on some bad traits of the capitalism, then give my idea about future socialism, then come to some new and better free exploitation, then repeat one old idea of mine about post mortem expropriation, then discuss the necessity of three powers in the government, and then indulge in some judgments related with the families and the overpopulation. The traditional poetical Appendix is also not forgotten. If you ask me this is an utterly important material for everybody. Keywords: bad capitalism, future socialism, free exploitation, expropriation post-mortem , three powers, new families, philosophically, non-traditionally, funny, in English.

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'cause receive will every person, if of age, some allowºance evºen in no work engaged! This will not be much, enough just to survive, half the min'mal salary, or evºen third, but if he has other goals set in his life he'll feel happy, as if he's of higher birth! When he something wins, the givºen is subtracted, but if can't be done this — he's the right to live; plus that given sums to those who are in grief land in th'hands of ... wealthy, hence we have right acted. For the future this is necessary,

Координаты: 0 год; 0 кубика адреналина. Индекс удобочитаемости Флеша — 171, для младшеклассников. Диалогов: 4%.