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 I tried to put the fire out but it was too late.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Wiping his greasy lips with a napkin Jack Frost said: - I have brought gifts for all of you. You will have one as well. Let me give them to you before I get drunk. Come on, let"s get up quickly. We rose from the table.. - Can you recite poems? - Granny Frost asked me. - Yes- I answered. - Then come up close to the Christmas tree and read.

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2011-06-14

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 was afraid that in case of failure I would be killed on the spot.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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- Excuse me, why aren"t there guards there with big sticks in hand who strike the prisoners on the head when they come out to take the air? - The point is that you do not need guards. You will not let one another breathe drowning your brethren. - The guard did not finish for suddenly a long thin arm with a tattooed word "Mamarayim" on it came out of the water and seizing my leg started pulling me into the bowl. I drowned and started gasping for breath. At this point up I woke. "What a terrible dream" - I mumbled thanking God for making this nightmare occur in a dream and not in reality.

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2011-06-14

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 the street to the place where the poet by the name of Hurdranjahjotshanfajzkarmahkvarabidzhanlmashur lived.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Humorists shall be the first to be drowned in the ocean, leaving alone the jokers. Secondly, a tough censorship shall be imposed, so that poets and writers might only write sentimental works and composers only funeral marches. The singers, too, shall sing songs arousing compassion. The sculptors and artists shall create pieces of art on beggars and stray orphans living in cellars swarming with rats. Film producers shall not be allowed to shoot comedies. In their documentaries about people taken ill with aids, fowl plague and schizophrenia they shall only show tragic scenes of life.

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2011-06-14

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 "s favorite journalist.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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- After I restore the power supply unit you will be independent and stop working in pits. The radioactive uranium is bad for your health! If you don"t stop worshipping man, if you don"t get rid of the nasty habit of bootlicking and if you don"t learn how to control the power supply there will be no democracy in your community! At this point someone in the crowd raised his hand and asked in a loud voice: - Oh, our Lord, may I ask you a question? - Yes, please but don"t call me "our lord", ok?

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2011-06-14

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 I calmly walked up to the two-storied house where my victim was asleep.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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- Shoot it down immediately! Sunnatilla and I stared at each other. Ummatilla was preparing tea. Zhavatakhun-aka had finished the prayer. No sooner had he got up than we heard a few whistles, and our balloon began to dip. We were seized with panic. Joining our hands we shouted: "Ah-aa-aa-a-a!" Zhavatakhun-aka was praying to God. The wind became stronger turning to a blizzard. We now felt that were not just falling down but flowing God knows where. We had been flowing a long time. All I could remember was the fact that my head bumped against something. When I came round I found myself lying in a stack of dried cotton branches. Since these branches, known as "guzapaya", happen to be an indispensable fuel like gas, with Uzbek people, it can be well called "gaspaya". Lying in the stack I looked around and saw Zhavatakhun by my side. Next to him were Sunnatilla and Umatilla. They had also regained consciousness and looking at me they began to laugh. Seeing their funny faces I, too, burst out laughing.

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2011-06-14

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 Haze, haze, silver haze, Oh bring back my mommy to me, to me.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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- Settled - the conductor said. We went to the carriage, and I got in. It was warm inside. As I as tired and not feeling well I climbed onto the shelf and, using my basket as a pillow, tried to sleep. But I couldn"t do it. Passengers started crowding in, and it was growing stuffy in the carriage. It was noisy with children crying and such. At last the time had come for the train to start off. I looked out of the window. It was snowing heavily. The yard master announced the departure, the engine whistled and the train was off. It was gradually picking up speed. I looked down and saw four people sitting on the lower births. Among them there was a young man in Muslim clothing, with a short black beard and looking serious. The other three appeared to be lay people. Two of them seemed to be functionaries. They were talking. The conversation gradually changed to an argument. One of the functionaries said:

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2011-06-14

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 I cannot live with such a good man.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Now an action film is on, Dad is walloped by his son. Granny got out of bed To turn off the TV-set. She took a cushion from the bed and closed with it the window dead. When I finished reading the poem I saw tears in the eyes of the elderly people. A little later I had it placed in the wall newspaper called "The Sad Moon". Matvey Zakhrych had even composed music based on the poem and sang it to the accompaniment of balalaika. Thus we had a song dedicated to lonely elderly people. The song became the anthem of our Retirement Home.

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2011-06-14

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 enemies of the proletariat and for the destruction of the gang of Ataman Dutov.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Ah, yeah, oh yeah Russian bath, sweating-room There"s nothing like it, I presume! Gasping from heat I couldn"t sit there any more and went out into the shower-room which wasn"t so hot as the steam-room. I washed myself carefully and began to dress. Then I went up to the locker where I had left my clothes and saw that my things were not there, not even the torn towel which the attendant Abu Zhibron de Turvelle Gasan ibn Abdelvakhab had given me. My heart sank. Well, I thought, "the end of the world must be coming. What nasty people! The brutes! The scoundrels!.. How shall I get home now? If it were summer it would be different. But it"s severe winter outside! The snow-storm itself is crying for cold. I flew into a rage and shouted:

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2011-06-14

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 "ll go out for a walk, and vanish.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Ramazanov took the bill in his hand and examining it carefully turned pale. The bill was false. The other side of it was totally blank. He took out all the packs and examining them started vigorously tearing them off. All the dollars were false. Then Ramazanov cried out in despair like a savage: - Ah-aa-a, them crooks! They have cheated us! Damn them, scoundrels! I saw that the driver got out of the car in anger. Wishing to reassure him, I took the situation under control.

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 I listened to him in silence.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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Then I realized that the spoken language or tongue was called a "broom" there. He meant to say that I had to mind my tongue. That was a prison lesson indeed, I thought. I thanked my countryman for support (61) Prison A human"s fate is like an ancient weapon hurling huge stones at the enemy"s fortress. It hits the spots of the body and soul that one has never even dreamed about. Doing time in prison I wondered why on earth I was so unfortunate. Now, for instance, I was in jail... It wouldn"t be so vexing if I had really committed the crime for which they put me to prison. After all, I respected Dmitry Stepanovich more than anybody else. The investigator and the attorney shifted somebody else"s sin, i.e. crime I had never committed, on me. The attorney had kept prattling but was unable to do anything for me. Isn"t there justice in this world? Like a wounded snake I was tormented by these thoughts.

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2011-06-14

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 But, thank God, everything turned out to be well.

Писатель: Вулкан

Входит в цикл: “Роман”

Глава в томе: Haldor Volcano. "The Moon Outside My Window" (Satirical Novel)

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- Let"s go, father. I got up, and we walked back in a rank along the narrow path. When getting out of the cemetery and closing the gate I saw a man that stood like a ghost beneath the huge elm tree in the spectral twilight. Suddenly he budged towards us. When he came closer I recognized him It was Genghiskhan. Dragging my lame leg I walked up to him. - Genghiskhan, dear, where have you been all this time? Your mom has left us! She was waiting for you! Poor creature, she loved you so! Sonny...

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